Convenience “Store”

Let’s face it, if you’re an adult or trying to become one, Life gets Hectic. This scenario (or, at least parts of it) may seem familiar:

Every week you survive the brutal rush hour commute squished into SkyTrain cars with people whose hygiene is questionable. The bus line extends around the corner which means your chances of getting a seat are close to zero. You end up standing on the bus next to people who step on your shoes, yell conversations over the phone or hit you with their giant bags.

The worst part of this entire journey back home is that you are hungry. You can smell the wafts of salty, fatty goodness seeping from steamy paper bags containing burger combos with super-sized fries sitting atop the laps of random passengers. The aroma of pepperoni pizzas, greasy Chinese takeout and/or gyros to-go fills the air of a packed and stuffy SkyTrain car. It either leaves you feeling slightly nauseous or gets your stomach rumbling because you are just that hungry.

If you’re like me, at this point in your comute home, all you can think about is dinner because you’re tired, starving and ravenous. It takes so much willpower and determination to walk past restaurants, fast food joints and convenience stores on your way home. Then you start to think about the contents in your fridge: Hmm, everything looked fresh… Two weeks ago…

And, when life gets hectic, the last thing you want to do is go grocery shopping. Personally, I hate it. Enduring the line ups, obnoxious people with 100 items in the express lane, customers requesting price checks over a 30 cent difference and hauling bags of food home is my own personal hell.  All I want to do is eat dinner! The other option is takeout. But, I don’t want to order pizza or sushi for the third consecutive night in a row. Especially, if I intend on having a somewhat healthy diet and a balanced budget. Eating healthy can be such a struggle in a world of high-fat convenience foods and busy schedules. Why would I go out of my way to pick up groceries and cook a meal when I could just as easily call any local eatery that delivers. The very idea of having zero dishes to wash is especially enticing! Don’t get me wrong, I love cooking and often do so (I recently made jerk chicken marinated in a homemade spice mix, courtesy of Jamie Oliver, with a chili-rum-sugar glaze. No one died of salmonella poisoning so, I considered it to be a Success). I just wish that there were more options for convenient, healthy eating in Vancouver to accomodate busy lifestyles.

In South Korea, British grocery chain Tesco has already come up with the amazing idea of bringing a grocery store to tired transit goers. They set up a virtual grocery store in subway stations which allows busy urbanites to order groceries using their SmartPhones during their commute.  The best part?  Your groceries are delivered to your doorstep by the time you arrive home! I know, it sounds too good to be true…

So, let me run this down for you… While you wait for the SkyTrain, you could be buying groceries and paying for them. Think of all the time that would save, along with your patience! You won’t have carry bags of groceries onto the bus or SkyTrain and worry about eggs breaking or bananas bruising. Unfortunately, this doesn’t solve the problem of cooking dinner. Yes, this you will still have to do unless you’re fabulously wealthy and can afford a personal chef. And, until I’m grown up enough to own my own place (preferably a downtown loft space), I won’t have a dishwasher. However, bringing a grocery store to commuters would encourage people to cook for themselves, choosing healthier alternatives instead of fast food and takeout (which would be more cost effective in the long run). A little convenience goes a long way when you’re trying to find balance in a busy life. 

A better place to stick your gum…

Anyone who takes transit is familiar with monthly passes and Faresavers. In the spirit of these passes, which will be fading into the realm of folklore with the advent of the Compass in 2013, I present to you, the Metrobench!

Recycling everyday items into functional art is a project Stephen Shaheen, artist and resident of New York City, took on for a recent exhibit. He found meaning and purpose in the highly disposable New York City Metrocards and decided to recycle 5 000 of them into an amazingly cool, sculptural bench.

The Metrobench is not only Brilliant, Stylish, and Functional, it’s also Eco-Friendly! This is a fantastic piece of design. I love it’s fluidity and can’t wait to see what else Shaheen has to offer in the future.

Unfortunately a bench made from our existing monthly passes and faresavers would never survive the torrential rainstorms Vancouver is (in)famous for [nearly] year-round. One good downpour and instead of a bench you would find thousands of rectangular-shaped cardboard pieces disintegrated into a soggy mass of putrid pulp, lacking form or function.

Just imagine our new plastic Compass cards morphing into bright blue, rainproof bus shelters.  We all know the lower mainland could definitely benefit from more bus shelters. If only I had the artistic vision, time, and tenacity to follow through with this crazy idea… Not to mention the thousands upon thousands of Compass cards needed for this creative endeavour… Calling all Vancouver artists & Translink…

Transit GPS App, adjusting expectations everywhere…

As a regular transit user, I can’t think of a more annoying situation than just missing my bus.

The panic starts when I’m on the SkyTrain and the countdown begins… 30 seconds till the SkyTrain leaves the station, 1 more stop, 2 minutes till my bus leaves… Time to channel my inner athlete. The adrenaline sets in and I make my way to the door. Waiting seems too long. All the while I’m obsessively checking the time on my cellphone, only 1 minute till my bus leaves! The SkyTrain stops. Doors open. I rush out in a mad fury, arms flailing, looking dishevelled and panic-stricken. I attempt a 100-metre dash in heels, not the practical kind, and an oversized bag, weighed down with text books, making my gait slightly lopsided. Who am I kidding, I’m no athlete! Such effort, only to see the back of the bus as it drives away, without me. I. Am. Annoyed.

Add rain, snow, sub-zero temperatures and my frustration grows exponentially. I’m freezing, wet, tired, and now I have to wait. I sympathize with those of you who have to wait half an hour for your next bus. It can seem like a lifetime…

Well, there is good news!

The Times-Colonist reports that, 4 UVIC engineering students have identified this need and are developing software that predicts, with accuracy, which buses will come within a specific time frame, catching the attention of  both BC Transit and Translink. My Next Bus software tracks buses and displays results on the web or smartphone. It uses GPS and Google Maps and does not require any added features to buses, keeping the costs low. For transit users, the plan is to make this a free app for phones to support the use of transit and increase ridership. Sounds like something Translink and BC Transit should have thought of a while ago… Thankfully there are university students who keep up with technology!

Check out the entire story here. In the meantime, I’ll still be running, frantically.

Bus Pants… Necessary or Necessity?

Recently the state of some of the SkyTrain cars in Vancouver has gotten me seriously considering the concept of “Bus Pants”…

What are Bus Pants you ask?

UrbanDictionary.com defines bus pants as, They are pants one wears over one’s regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on. Or as seen in the following excerpt  from The Big Bang Theory. Season 4, Episode 12: “The Bus Pants Utilization”

Sheldon: All right, I suppose I’ll go put on my bus pants.

Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?

Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one’s regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on. But perhaps from your lofty heights atop the corporate ladder, you’ve lost touch with the struggles of the common man.

Seriously though, if you don’t think Bus Pants are all that necessary, just read this article from the NY Times on the Bacteria found on seats of the BART trains! Kinda makes me itchy thinking about it…